What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

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In porking lots.

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One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!