What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What do you call a cow with no right legs?

Lean beef.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

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What did the blonde's left leg say to the right leg?

Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!

What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?

Between the two of us we can make a lot of money.