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Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane?

He was on the "No Fry" list.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.