What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Who's there! Cam! Cam who?

Camalot is where King Arthur lived!