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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.