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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with Pentagon?

3edgy5me

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.