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Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.