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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

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Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What do little green men do to stay in shape?

They do Yoda.

Who's there! Brent! Brent who?

Brent out of shape!

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What did the dyslexic, epilptic with hemorrhoids say?

If I fits I sitz.

How many Portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian