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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What has two thumbs and got laid last night?

My hands.

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Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.