Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib