Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

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Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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What's the difference between George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin?

Zimmerman can dodge a bullet.

Who ya gonna call?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN