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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork