Whats the difference between a noose an...

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Whats eazy e's favourite drink?

Kool aids

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?