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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Whats the most slippery country?

Greece.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Noose Jokes More Noose Jokes

What do you call a married knot?

Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

Leash Jokes More Leash Jokes

How does a blind skydiver know the ground is near?

The leash goes slack.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork