Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon