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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

Why was the musician arrested?

He got in treble.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.