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Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Whats an owl say?

Quien?

What do Mike Jones and an owl have in common?

Who

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

What's next, thought crimes?

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