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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

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What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying around?

Because he can never never land

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.