What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!

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What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

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Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is