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What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

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What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

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What does a pirate light on the Fourth of July?

A m80.

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

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What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.