What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pineapple!

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.