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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Make me one with everything

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He had no attachments.

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How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence