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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.