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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas?

Rice.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.