What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence