What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

How did Darth Vadar know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presence