What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?

Elephanta Claus!

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Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.