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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

How did Mary fall off the swing?

She had no arms

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..