How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division