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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division