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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division