How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer