Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!