Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What if Stephen Hawking was the real slim shady?

But we would never know because he couldn't stand up

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs