Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What do you call something that makes fun of people and can fly?

A mocking bird!

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How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair