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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

What do you do when you are done with the vegetables?

You put them back in the wheelchair