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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano