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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

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What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes