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What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What do white girls drink from?

OC Muggs!

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.