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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!