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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Where do American bees store their honey?

In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!