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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

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What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!