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What do you call an emo a capella group?

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

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What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.