Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Why don't Chinese Restaurant owners do their dirty dishes?

Because it's too much wok! Sorry, I just made that up!

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Dryer Jokes More Dryer Jokes

What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do they call it a third eye?

If it's on your fourhead?

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.