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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

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What do you do if your daughter gets dirty in the laundry room?

You washer and dryer.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.