What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.