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What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Washer Jokes More Washer Jokes

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!