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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When you know it is too cold in Bay Area?

When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

Uh, me so sorry.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What should you not put in the washer with a load full of towels?

A towel full of loads

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Dirty Jokes More Dirty Jokes

What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.