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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What does a networking robot say when returning from the bathroom?

Sorry, I http

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What kind of bath can you take without water?

A sun bath.

What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

Towel Jokes More Towel Jokes

What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What does a near sighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

Wet noses

Dirty Jokes More Dirty Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi?

The Forceskin.