How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug