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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!