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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.