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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!