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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How does a blind parachutist know when to pull his rip-chord?

The leash goes slack...

Why did the mathematician get pulled over?

For drinking and deriving

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.