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What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

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Why is Superman wanted by the police?

He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Regret Jokes More Regret Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!