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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?

Try it out on Internet Explorer

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him