What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.