What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.