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What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

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What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use?

AAA

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.