How do you get a one armed man out of a...

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?