How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the Ocean say to the Beach?

Nothing, it just waved... Prolly my favorite joke of all time, maybe ever.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to the mountain?

Stop peaking at me.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.