How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

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What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What did the tree say when it messed up?

It was an oakcident.

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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him