How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.