How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.