How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson