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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.