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How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What did one flag say to another?

Nothing! They just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"