How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade