How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved.

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!