What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why are you not able to boil water in a tauntaun?

Because they're not real.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.