What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cicero. Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!