What did the Irishman say about the RC car tied to his scrotum?

It drives me nuts.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. He is drunk, and he tells the bulb to screw itself.

What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

Scrotum Jokes More Scrotum Jokes

Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.