Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Frown Jokes More Frown Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.