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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)