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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!

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What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

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What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.