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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

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What's ISIS' favorite kind of discount?

Blowouts

What's ISIS's favorite Country Band?

Allahbama

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.