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Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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How awesome were the 50s?

None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

What's the one kind of marriage that's still frowned upon in Alabama?

Interracial

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What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.