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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot?

Let me be your *soil*mate

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Shiitake Jokes More Shiitake Jokes

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.