Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

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There's not mushroom in here

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I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.