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What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is a punny play?

A play on words.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Strength Jokes More Strength Jokes

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!