Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why are there no white chinese people?

It's because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ...

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D