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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10