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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.