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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel?

Hodor.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?

Robert E Flea!

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.