Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call the entrance to a brothel?

Hodor

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do Chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.