Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

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What did the Chinese man give his daughter?

A clothes hanger.

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.