What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against