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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.