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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

A SAIYANtist!

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.