What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Toucan.

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Let's be Avenue

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This won't hurt a byte

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