What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.