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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia?

Shia Labeouf

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes