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Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

How do we know burgers love young people?

They're pro-teen!

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading B.heading C.heading

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)