Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Saudi Arabia Jokes More Saudi Arabia Jokes

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Islamic Jokes More Islamic Jokes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash