Haram Bae Jokes

What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

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What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

They're both dead gorillas.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

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What do they call their mistresses in Islamic countries?

Haram Baes

What does an Islamic magician say?

ALLAH KAZAM!

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.