Di Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?

Because they kept droning on and on!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Who's there! Chile! Chile who?

Chile out tonight!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.