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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the blind couple get divorced?

They couldn't see eye to eye

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder