Di Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

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Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Chelsea Jokes More Chelsea Jokes

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee?

Because he was misbeehiving

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Dodi Faye Jokes More Dodi Faye Jokes

What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state?

In Diana

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar