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Di Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party?

Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Oscar Joke Jokes More Oscar Joke Jokes

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

Because he finally got it

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

What do you call an actor who has given up civilized life and gone to live in the wilderness?

Will Feral. Edit: I tried

Queen Bee Jokes More Queen Bee Jokes

What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common?

They're both filled with Royal Jelly.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman