Di Jokes

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

What is the difference between Chelsea and Leo di caprio?

Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.