Di Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

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What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

Romeo: New phone. Who dis

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What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Wheres the best place to hide a body?

Page 2 of google search results

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

What is a Ghosts' favorite type of party?

A BOOkake party!

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

Who's there! Caitlin! Caitlin who?

Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them!

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What does snowman say to the other snowman?

It smells of carrots!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies?

Barium

How do frogs die?

They kermit suidide!

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the first Tour de France?

The Panzer SS 1st Division

Who wins between a black guy and a fencing champion?

Black guy, because nword is mightier than sword.