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What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

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Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer Olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Puddle Jokes More Puddle Jokes

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle

What di you call a snowman in May?

A puddle!