What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.