What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened to the cold jellyfish?

It set!

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

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What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl