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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?

It was given two consecutive sentences.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Snowman Jokes More Snowman Jokes

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman?

Have an ice day!

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.