Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!