Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money?

Dr. Drake.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware