Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Chinese Food Jokes More Chinese Food Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What do fish call a submarine?

Unidentified Floating Object

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

What's the best part of a baker's body?

Their buns.

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware