Subwoofer Jokes

What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a really quiet dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small, noisy dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

What do you call a dog in a bun?

A subwoofer.

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Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Bun Jokes More Bun Jokes

Who's there! Bun! Bun who?

Bun-nies make lovely pets!

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!