Subwoofer Jokes

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's a dogs favorite part of a tree?

Stick? BARK!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

What did the mathematician say to the lumberjack drummer?

I really like your logger rhythm!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Music Teacher Jokes More Music Teacher Jokes

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.