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Awkward Jokes

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.