Awkward.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Because they are always uf.
Napoleon Blownapart!
Dental floss.
Cha Ching!*
Because it won't even give you the time of day.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing
Because they've forgotten the words!
Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.
Danke
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
To see how she looks like when sleeping.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
