Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity