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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What kind of monkey can fly?

A hot air baboon!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!