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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey