Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

An oakie.

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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke