What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing that could happen?

If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.