A condom
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
Urine angel.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
They wear mittens.
So they won't whistle on the way down.
The punch lines.
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
