A condom
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A quarter pounder with cheese.
He farts.
To keep the swelling down.
Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Finding a plane in your field.
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
