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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..