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Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!