Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.