Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom