Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!