Why does the ocean roar?

You would too if you had crabs on your bottom and oysters in your bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..