Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will