Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.