Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs?

Condescending.)

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.