Black Life Jokes

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.