Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

What's better than honor?

Inner

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.