Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

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Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's Chris Brown's favourite game?

Mortal Kombat Ex

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

Amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.