Black Life Jokes

Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant?

Because Mace Windu nuffin

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives

How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What are the similarities between a donkey and a Sikh?

They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.

25 Jokes More 25 Jokes

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Chris Brown Jokes More Chris Brown Jokes

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's Chris Brown's favourite time of day?

12:34!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him