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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

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Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.