What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate