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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

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What do you call a dead Australian Wrestler?

Stone Cold Steve Irwin

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.