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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

How do you confuse a man?

You don't - they're born that way.

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How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.