What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

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Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How do you write poop in Australia?

Dood

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!