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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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What does a fencing Redditor always do with their jokes?

Ripostes them

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why is outer space so clean?

It's a vacuum!