Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do birds record their songs?

On duck tape!

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Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!