Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.