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Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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What is the oldest joke we have on record?

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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How do you organize a party in outer space?

You planet.

How do you have a party in outer space?

You plan-et.