Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!