What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

When is it too cold to build a snowman?

When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

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Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's