What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

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What do me an Kanye West have in common?

When I rant as much as that people boo me too.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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Why did the bees build the hive?

It's in their beehavior.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.