What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!