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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's