Oreo Jokes

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face