Oreo Jokes

Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.