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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.