An Oreo
Me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack
Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
You debunk it.
ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me
Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.
ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
HeHe
Natasha Ramenoff
An Alley-Gator
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
