Splat Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.