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Benefit Jokes

Why do Mimes have no benefits?

Because they never speak up.

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What do salads and Mexicans have in common?

They both benefit America!

What are some benefits to living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

Why did the solar wind start having hot flashes?

It was experiencing magnetopause.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

Import Jokes More Import Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Daily Jokes More Daily Jokes

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera