Because they never speak up.
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
50 Cent ft. Nickelback
Gee, you knit
Cacawatches
Borderlands.
Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin
Let's just be cousins.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Anything to ease the pain.
They both die if you chop them
Because of the vas deferens.
He was into inflation.
Because they had to adjust for inflation.
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.