Import Jokes

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

Import Jokes

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Birthday State of Mind

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

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