Ukraine.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
They've got to get their 72 virgins
Because they already have Moscow.
Because they are **important**.
It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once
I was missing the important Bits.
Missed.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.
Chernobyl fall out.
Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.
Hose B
They both came in a little behind.
Because seven ate nine.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
Diez mio!
It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)
Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
